Snorting...

I must have lived on a farm in a pig pen in my previous life, just ask mom and dad.  When I get anxious, I just can't contain myself.  My body goes into convulsions and my piglet'ness comes out.  Snort, snort, sniff, sniff and then wa-bammm...my head rocks side to side uncontrollably like I'm rocking out to 'Livin on a Prayer' at a Bon Jovi concert.  Just imagine what my parents think of me, especially when I'm acting like this between 2:00 AM -4:30 AM.  I would change my possessed behavior if I could, but people...when I want something I need to get it and this is my way.  

But but but but but but but...here's the thing.  Even when I do get my way and get more food, I still can't control myself.  Put it this way.  When you're out at a bar having $1 brewski's at happy hour and the bartender tells you it's last call, don't we all drink what we already have uncontrollably and then go buy crazy amounts more just because we don't want to miss the special price?  OR...don't we always overeat at Cheesecake Factory everytime even though we tell ourselves not to just because it's so good and we need to have the desert even though there is no room?  OR...don't we always buy more than we need at a JCrew sale because we're afraid there will never be another sale as good?  OR...isn't it like being at Costco in the ketchup isle and even though you have enough ketchup at home, you buy the enormous two pack of ketchup that could last a normal family 2 years, just because it's Costco and the price is right.  Welcome to my world people.  The things you all want, you go crazy for for no reason.  This is how I feel every couple of hours.  I'll change someday, but just let me be who I want to be.  I'm only 7 days old - happy 1 week birthday to me.